Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
