im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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