She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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