So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I am naked and annoyed.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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