Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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