I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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