i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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