Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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