Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
