Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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