Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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