He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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