Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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