Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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