Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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