Ambien. No doubt about it.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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