Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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