idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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