yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
