wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Small penises have feelings too.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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