And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
