"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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