Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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