Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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