Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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