i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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