I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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