Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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