OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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