My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Is it because I queefed?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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