We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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