is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
How's work?
Spinning.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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