I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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