She said her name was "party"
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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