I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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