If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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