I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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