You made me cry and you don't even care
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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