Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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