i barfeds in our rink
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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