and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Enjoy the penises
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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