someone threw a dead crab at me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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