Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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