i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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