I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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