is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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