I just saw a hot homeless man
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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