He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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