I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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