Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
